The Wrong Answers
Go ahead and have a chuckle at some of the tortured thinking our students produce.
The Twelve Days of Christmas
The Twelve Days of Christmas: Update of a traditional song for private school teachers.
The Twelve Days of Christmas: Update of a traditional song for private school teachers.
Acts 29th Chapter
Wherein the organist is reviled and persecuted for, of all things, playing too loudly.
Wherein the organist is reviled and persecuted for, of all things, playing too loudly.
Bad Science
These answers taken from science tests and quizzes will make you chuckle.
These answers taken from science tests and quizzes will make you chuckle.
Biblical Confusion
Kids can confuse facts particularly if they haven't studied the material carefully. Here's a sample of biblical confusion on a religious studies paper.
Kids can confuse facts particularly if they haven't studied the material carefully. Here's a sample of biblical confusion on a religious studies paper.
Bottom of the Ninth
A peek at the real inner workings of a professional orchestra. Warning: there is a groaner of a pun in this one.
A peek at the real inner workings of a professional orchestra. Warning: there is a groaner of a pun in this one.
Classical Music Test Answers
Creative but misinformed answers to classical music test questions.
Creative but misinformed answers to classical music test questions.
The Creation Story (Updated)
Ever thought of the Creation Story as a program? God forgive us!
Ever thought of the Creation Story as a program? God forgive us!
How Yahoo Got Its Name
Many liberties have been taken with the Bible to produce this version of how Yahoo got its name.
Many liberties have been taken with the Bible to produce this version of how Yahoo got its name.
Kids Say The Darndest Things!
Kids say the darndest things and nowhere more so than on tests or quizzes.
Kids say the darndest things and nowhere more so than on tests or quizzes.
Music Education Facts
Classically trained musicians forget that they live in a 'different' world from the rest of us! It's not easy for students to understand that world as you will see here.
Classically trained musicians forget that they live in a 'different' world from the rest of us! It's not easy for students to understand that world as you will see here.
Pastoral Candidates
If you have ever served on a church committee charged with calling a new minister, you will appreciate this tongue in cheek piece.
If you have ever served on a church committee charged with calling a new minister, you will appreciate this tongue in cheek piece.
Plus ca change....
Be warned! There is a pun in this piece.
Be warned! There is a pun in this piece.
Wierd Science
Imaginative? Definitely. Accurate? Not exactly. Enjoy the wierd answers some students have given in science class.
Imaginative? Definitely. Accurate? Not exactly. Enjoy the wierd answers some students have given in science class.